{"id":5313,"date":"2012-07-14T21:54:35","date_gmt":"2012-07-14T19:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/?p=5313"},"modified":"2012-07-14T21:54:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T19:54:35","slug":"chistes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/?p=5313","title":{"rendered":"CHISTES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" height=\"138\" src=\"http:\/\/globedia.com\/imagenes\/noticias\/2012\/6\/26\/viento-separar-mar-rojo-moises_1_1272432.jpg\" width=\"178\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Un se\u00c3\u00b1or rico encomend\u00c3\u00b3 a un pintor vanguardista un cuadro que contenga el paso de los jud\u00c3\u00ados por el Mar Rojo. Viendo el cuadro pintado entero de color rojo, le pregunta al pintor:    <br \/>&#8211; \u00c2\u00bfQu\u00c3\u00a9 es eso?     <br \/>&#8211; El Mar Rojo.     <br \/>&#8211; \u00c2\u00bfD\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1n los jud\u00c3\u00ados?     <br \/>&#8211; Ya pasaron.     <br \/>&#8211; \u00c2\u00bfD\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1n los egipcios del ej\u00c3\u00a9rcito del Fara\u00c3\u00b3n?     <br \/>&#8211; Se ahogaron en el mar.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" height=\"146\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_u_DAWk9kh_I\/TMt0F6xW-6I\/AAAAAAAAACM\/qBHBvTYR-pE\/s1600\/1213538828BAiilU6.jpg\" width=\"180\" align=\"left\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>Un rabino y un cura chocan en una avenida. <\/p>\n<p>El rabino baja de su auto y auxilia al cura que est\u00c3\u00a1 un poco perturbado.    <br \/>&#8211; Padre, \u00c2\u00bfest\u00c3\u00a1 bien?    <br \/>&#8211; S\u00c3\u00ad    <br \/>&#8211; \u00c2\u00bfSeguro?, f\u00c3\u00adjese bien.    <br \/>&#8211; Si, estoy seguro.    <br \/>&#8211; Gracias a Dios. Bueno, esto hay que festejarlo. Saca una botella y le ofrece un trago al cura, quien acepta gustoso para pasarse el susto    <br \/>&#8211; Estamos bien, \u00c2\u00a1gracias a Dios! T\u00c3\u00b3mese otro traguito&#8230; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" height=\"105\" src=\"http:\/\/www.solo-iphone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/controlpolicia.jpg\" width=\"135\" align=\"right\" \/>    <br \/>El cura toma otro traguito.     <br \/>&#8211; Que alegr\u00c3\u00ada que estamos bien, padre, tome otro m\u00c3\u00a1s.     <br \/>En ese momento el cura pregunta extra\u00c3\u00b1ado:     <br \/>&#8211; Rabino, \u00c2\u00bfusted no toma?    <br \/>&#8211; No, yo espero a la polic\u00c3\u00ada. <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><strong><em>Andres Busian Kemkach Mohamadi<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un se\u00c3\u00b1or rico encomend\u00c3\u00b3 a un pintor vanguardista un cuadro que contenga el paso de los jud\u00c3\u00ados por el Mar Rojo. Viendo el cuadro pintado entero de color rojo, le pregunta al pintor: &#8211; \u00c2\u00bfQu\u00c3\u00a9 es eso? &#8211; El Mar &hellip; <a class=\"kt-excerpt-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/?p=5313\" aria-label=\"CHISTES\">Leer m&aacute;s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[362],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.primosasegangan.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}